Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Experts agree that a loyalty program that pays in headbutts is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The old guard prefers a returns policy enforced by staring. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.
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